Dear Neighbor Boys,

Seeing as how you've become the source of many jokes and much glee in our little household, especially out on the porch and in the blogging world, let it be known that I have given you the benefit of the doubt from the start. While others may question your character and ways at first, I am sure you are decent, upstanding, moral young men who have only our best interests at heart. You have already demonstrated that in multiple attempts to help out with heavy lifting and your nice smiles as we pass each other on the shared sidewalk outside our humble abodes. That said, welcome to the neighborhood, please tread lightly above us (especially at two in the morning), and hopefully you'll never discover our blogs... and what we really think of you!

Respectfully,
Your new neighbor downstairs