Jesse Schworm

A.K.A.-- "Jess", "Jester", "The Schworm", "The Male Blonde"

Jesse went to high school with us, but graduated a good two years before the twelve (he's soooo old!). Anyway, obviously the younger crowd was much cooler because he's hung out with us for the past couple of years. Often times he is my partner in the "I don't get it" phrase, and is usally made fun of when playing Scrabble at Jessica's house. He is also our Halo provider, as he is the only one who has an XBox and we have spent many hours shooting each other in his room.

Fun fact: Jesse had a cabbage patch doll when he was little...