Jessica Sattler

A.K.A-- "Jess" by the rest of us, "Lubber" by Michael (I don't know why)

Michael Best

A.K.A.-- "Mikey" by all of us, "Lubber" by Jessica

I've known Mikey since ninth grade (he's one of the twelve), but none of us knew Jessica until they started dating awhile back. Now we hang out at Jess' apartment a lot, watching movies, playing Scrabble and Scene It, and eating "vats" of Top Ramen.