Now I know...

Now I know why the empire struck back. Now I know that the line "Luke, I am your father," is actually just, "I am your father." Now I know that Jabba the Hutt is a bad guy. Now I know that Harrison Ford played Han Solo. Now I know that Yoda can kick butt, even if his grammar is a little off. Now I know that the clones were cloned from the dad of the guy who imprisoned Han in carbonite. Now I know that the emperor started out as an advisor to the queen of Naboo. Now I know that Anakin turned to the dark side out of love. Now I know that Jedi mindtricks can only be used on the weakminded. Now I know that Princess Leia kissed her own brother on the lips (but it's okay, according to Justin Aubrey, because she didn't know he was her brother yet). Now I know that Darth Vader really is a softy, because he didn't kill Luke. Now I know that Luke lived with his uncle and Leia was adopted by a senator who was there at their birth. Now I know that Yoda and Obi-wan were the only Jedi who were not killed and the only ones who were around for about thirty years. Now I know that the Separatists were pawns. Now I know that the Jedi are not allowed to marry.

Thanks, Justin. I owe all I know about Star Wars, Episodes I-VI to you.