Twas the Day Before Christmas

All right, all right, last post for today. There are so many I've wanted to do, and this is the first time in awhile that I've had time. Anyway, here's something I with some help from a few guys at work came up with yesterday during the drawn-out day of Christmas Eve.

PS- "Green" means really, really good. Target stores are either in the red, yellow, or green, and most are stuck in yellow-- only few every achieve the perfection of green by the district execs.

Twas the Day Before Christmas

Twas the day before Christmas
And all through the store
Every team member was running
As the customers demanded more

the end caps were filled with clearance galore
From aisle A1 to aisle G44
The backroom was cleaned with the utmost of care
In hopes that Christmas bonuses soon would be there

Team members rushed about it their khaki and red
While visions of going home danced in their head
A team huddle was held in the middle of the day
And each team member prayed they wouldn't be asked to stay

Then the manager apeared with a smile on her face
And informed one and all everything seemed in place
She gave them a pep talk; they seemed to be dead
Then with these words sent them back to their dread:

"Go team leads, go backroom, go price change and sales flooor.
Guest service and plano, cashiers and operator."

The teamed worked hard as the day wore on
Then noticed with delight it was almost gone
The clock struck six and the customers fled
And the team members began to smile as they nodded their heads

One final sweep and the store was clean
It was even so good as to be considered green
They ran for their cars as they sang out this song:
"Merry Christmas to all and may tomorrow be long!"